Joke Of The Day

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|Be Happy, Make Others Happy :-)| |No Me No Fun, Know Me Know Fun|
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in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

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A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow... Love, Mom.

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Most Cruel Eye Test For Men :P

Fathers Day

today june 21st is "WORLDS FATHERS DAY"

First of all i wish everyone a happy fathers day.

Now i will post something about fathers or i will be comfortable [most of u i suppose] saying it DaD.
a general boys psychology will be like

age 4 : my DaD is great
6 : my DaD knows everything
10 : DaD is good person but gets angry on me often :-( John's father is better
12 : I used to like my DaD, he used to get whatever i ask
16 : [Teenage] DaD doesn't know about internet or computers. He doesnt know anything.
18 : He is getting old.
20 : I wonder how my mother get along with my DaD
25 : He says no to everything. i wonder if he ever understands this world.
35 : [boy is a father now] my DaD rise me with discipline now my boy is not even listening to me.
45 : My DaD rise all my siblings well, but i am getting troubled just for one
50 : DaD is lucky, he rise all of us [ study, jobs ...] in a planned way.

i dont know how many will think like this but this is a general survey results of many psychologists.

now i will tell about a boy, i have in mind. lets call him "S"
This boy in my story is born in a poor family and his dad works hard to rise him [his mother too]
he receives very little affection from his father and he all scolds and beats his mother. he used to watch him drink and smoke, which leads to beating his mother. he got those imprinted on his mind and grew up. he studied well and after 12th he got admission into a top enggineering college in INDIA. his brother is in states and is doing well. But his father didnt change yet. he does the scolding now too.

i dont know how many children are like this. i know a quiet a number of them. i dont want to mention anything about the happy families, coz they are happy. Everyone like to share happiness but a true friend is one who share the sad feeling.

i want to give a suggestion to some fathers and i want these to be followed by ones who are about to become one
1. love your child and wife
2. talk with them often and share your experience
3. go out with them often [church, concert, park, sports,..]
4. take them to shopping and let them have according to their wish and dont embaress them
5. celebrate with your family any occasion.
6. beat them when they do mistake
bible says
Do not withhold correction from a child, for if you beat him with a rod, he will not die.
You shall beat him with a rod, and deliver his soul from hell.
7. let them have if its not bad. but give your opinion, its very valuable
8. have trust and little doubt

last of all, i have seen news of few raping their own daughters and grand daughters. this is one of the most saddest thing ever we want to hear. protest against these and kill the ba****** who does these.

once again HAPPY FATHERS DAY.
if u wish to share something with me please post on comments or mail me.

have a nice day :-)

A hearty welcome to all of u !!!

This will be the first post of my blog and hence i will give a brief intro of what i will be posting on this blog.
i will post my thoughts as the titles suggests you.
1. I will express all my feeling
2. Thing i cant express in real life i will share them through this blog
3. I will give u suggestions
4. I will take suggestions and advices
5. I will share all the information and knowledge i have

i am a christian so some of the posts or discussions i will deal in bible way.
i am presently doing my under-graduation, so most of the posts u will find i am taking the side of young. But i will try to avoid it but cant help it, the only experience i have is being young yet i see some old so will keep that in mind too.

i will post even about technology, sports, politics, music, movies, health ... in this blog. [i don't want u to feel this boring]

everyday i will post about the experience i gained or the thoughts i had that day or the feeling i had. This will be my dairy of knowledge and feelings which i wish to share with u.

If i am connected to net i will post everyday and update this blog.

have a nice day :-)